Free Kittens

Et tu, Eli Manning

Watch someone give birth at the Rose Parade next year

How does Beyonce celebrate New Years?

Playing Who Let the Dogs Out on the Weather Channel

In Spanish, papa needs an accent to mean dad. If you say “Mi papá mató a Elvis,” that means your dad killed Elvis and should be in prison. If you say “Mi papa mató a Elvis,” that means your potato killed Elvis and it should be in prison in your stomach.

Why haven’t hot people tried to tickle me yet

Praying to Beyonce for the ability to twerk

Turning your grandparents into bad bxtches(:

Eating cabbage with a mummy

Little flowers running around a bar