Watch someone give birth at the Rose Parade next year
How does Beyonce celebrate New Years?
Playing Who Let the Dogs Out on the Weather Channel
In Spanish, papa needs an accent to mean dad. If you say “Mi papá mató a Elvis,” that means your dad killed Elvis and should be in prison. If you say “Mi papa mató a Elvis,” that means your potato killed Elvis and it should be in prison in your stomach.
Why haven’t hot people tried to tickle me yet
Praying to Beyonce for the ability to twerk
Turning your grandparents into bad bxtches(:
Eating cabbage with a mummy
Little flowers running around a bar