One day I plan to bring the Black Eyed Peas to the year 2074
Talking to your toilet paper
Now let me try and lick you
I ain’t got nobody that can get Depends on
Lately I’ve been wondering about Superman’s local grocery store
Good text posts = being a nun
Bruce Wayne should play Sk8er Boi to get into the Batcave
yo dodo bird, make me a sammich