Free Kittens

One day I plan to bring the Black Eyed Peas to the year 2074

Talking to your toilet paper

Now let me try and lick you

I ain’t got nobody that can get Depends on

Why did my baby combust?

Bambi was a brony

Lately I’ve been wondering about Superman’s local grocery store

Good text posts = being a nun

Bruce Wayne should play Sk8er Boi to get into the Batcave

yo dodo bird, make me a sammich