I can’t rock out with my cock out because I have finals next week
I’m gonna go learn how to make it rain
Letting a cow damage your spirit is not the best way to live
Don’t get tipsy off of grape juice
I have 3 foot long eyebrows
Being too fergalicious
Can nobody shear me?
Maybe thinking helps you kill somebody
I can’t make it tomorrow. I am legend.
Throwing a piñata to thirsty white girls